1/25/10
JANUARY "RIOT ISSUE" OF CSBYS ALT MONTHLY
12/19/09
10/27/09
8/23/09
MUSIC DUMPZ
Amelia @ Bernie's August 19th, photographs courtesy of Dana Curran:


Lose The Tude @ The 15th House August 22nd, photographs courtesy of Bret:


Lose The Tude, younger with more pajamas:
Other joke hardcore band I was in, Dorm Life Sucks.... playing in the basement of the OSU dorms:
Bands I'm not in that I like right now:
And this Kanye Video.
AUSSI:
This god awful article about Envelope.
7/26/09
TURIN'
August 6th - New Brunswick, NJ 7pm @ Meat Town USA
August 7th – Allston , MA 8pm @ House Show
August 8th – Brookyn, NY 8pm @ The Fort 1414 Lincoln Place W/ Landlord, Bad Blood, Witches
August 9th – Worcester, MA 8pm @ 11 Forbes St.
August 10th – Portland, ME 8pm @ 176 Coyle street w/ Dylan Bredeau
August 11th – NH @ TBA
August 12th – Syracuse, NY 8pm @ Castle Rockmore, 113 West Borden Ave. W/No Connection
August 13th – TBA
August 14th – Akron, OH @ TBA
August 15th, – SOUTHWEST FOLK FEST! http://www.myspace.com/southwestfolkfest 2 day fest! Aug. 14th and 15th, $7 each show @ Church of Rock 4300 Howard Ave.,
August 16th - Chicago, Il @ The Fun House w/ Arkansas? (Their last show EVER.)
August 18th - Columbus, Ohio @ The Monster House w/ The Winslows, State Lottery
August 19th - Columbus, Ohio @ Bernie's Distillery (dreams do come true) w/ The Winslows, Tin Armour, New Creases, Papermoons
September 4th - Columbus, Ohio @ Monster House w/ Cars Can Be Blue, Lemming, Lovely Eggs
THIS IS OUR ROADIE:

This is what we looked like playing Berea Fest:

AUSSI:
Mark Bouchet's "Watershed" at the Venice Biennale. Genius.


7/21/09
SEVERAL REVIEWS MY ZINE HAS RECEIVED


Though my zine, PUNK ZINE, came out a year ago I just received two new reviews of it. The sentiments which seem to unite the reviews include, A: My Zine is big. B: There is a "cut and paste" aesthetic. C: The name of it "is already taken." D: It is hard to read.
I say bullocks.
NERVHOUS RECORDS from Malaysia SAYS:
Punk Zine –the Art/History issue (A3/English/copied)
This is my first experience having and reading an A3 size zine, it feels like reading a tabloid but the font size is humongous. So, the first page is where the editor James Payne tell us about why he do an art/history issue and why he named his zine ‘punk zine’ and why he choose to focus on his town, Columbus. He made great interviews with Phonzie Davis (zine and comic artist), Johnny Rattail (punk artist-mostly flyer art/design) –cool art!, Andy Hinton (another active flyer designer), Geoff Hing (one of the key members of Defiance, Ohio) one of my favorite folk punk band, Jason of The Neil House (a house hosting many-many punk shows) and Matt Reber (New Bomb Turks). Most part of the interviews is about the good old days, history, punk before internet existed, and Columbus scene. A review of The Evens’ show at Chop Chop gallery, some more writings and some reviews on comics and records complete the zine. This zine is rad, and punk! Dig this if you’re into folk punk, poppunk, bike punk and punk art. James Payne 115 W.10th Ave (The Monster House), Columbus, Ohio 43201 USA or aj_payton@hotmail.com or myspace.com/totallysweet
GIVE ME BACK SAYS:
PUNK ZINE - The Art History Issue - 11 x 17 - 48pgs - Free
This is huge! It has a good and sloppy cut & paste style that works on this scale - occasionally I was like "ok, this maybe doesn't have to be this big" because it was like pixilated or something, but who cares? Overall it looks awesome. I can't believe it's free. I think it was like a college art project, like with funding or something. Anyway, I enjoyed the narrow, local focus - all the interviews and features seem to all be connected with their native Columbus, OH. There are interviews with flyer makers, historic punk house dwellers, and band members. The editor admits in one interview to it being their first time, but if that has any impact on these interviews, it's not a hinderance. I especially appreciate the scope of the interview subjects, not being limited to bands or celebrities, yet narrowed by local revelance. You might guess from the name, that there is a certain amount of arrogance to this project. There's a little of that, but I like it when young punks decide that it's time to reinvent shit. This scene gets stale fast and can always use some shaking up, you know. In the intro, they criticize the review sections of zines like ours, basically saying that in trying to review so much, we over simplify descriptions and force things into boxes. I agree with that, and I hope their zine inspires more local punk zines. I look forward to an issue two. Highly recomended. FIL.
RAZORCAKE SAYS:
PUNK ZINE
three stamps and mailer, 17” x 11”, copied, 46 pgs.
By Keith Rosson
Thursday, August 21 @ 00:00:00 CDT
Man. So obviously a labor of love and so totally unreadable. Turns out that having twenty-some individual 11” x 17” pages stapled on the edges—again, there’s no spine here, we’re talking a stack of pages stapled together—makes this fucker nearly impossible to open, much less read. Still, it’s got a nice cut and paste aesthetic, gloriously sullied halftones and a lot of passion. Focusing almost entirely on the
BLACKCLOUD SAYS:
When I first heard Jimi was making a punk-themed zine, I was worried. It’s difficult to write about an abstract topic you’re apart of and it tends to turn out … well, cheesy.
Fortunately Punk Zine is more of a recent history, some of the last 10 years, of Columbus punk and not a this-is-why-punk-saved-my-life type of tribute. Thank god.
The history is not definitive, but appealing because the events discussed are still relevant, but beginning to yellow with age, unknown to most of the younger crowd. Does your typical youngster know the Legion of Doom stopped a war? That Defiance, Ohio once lived in Ohio?
The zine’s greatest strengths are its diversity in subjects and the balance between the history of Columbus punk and Jimi’s own personal history. The latter I enjoyed more because Jimi has been someone on my get-to-know-better list for a while now (yes, I really do have mental lists like that.)
Through question-and-answer interviews, he focuses on everything from local comic book writers and artists, to punk-house leaders and old-time rockers from a different era.
Some interviews drag on, but his humble style creates a depth that makes it worth wading through the murk to see what’s discussed later.
Reviews, which make a small portion of the zine, are the weakest link. For the most part, Jimi chooses media he likes and patronizes it. Much of the writing is academic sounding which is too bad because he has an engaging and personable voice when interviewing.
One review where he is objective is The Evens show at the Chop Chop Gallery in 2006, and he talks about Ian Mackaye signing autographs.
“I would equate (Ian Mackaye signing autographs) to walking in on your parents having sex,” Jimi writes. “As the product of their sex you know they must have previously had sex and probably still do just as you realize someone at some point has asked for Mackaye’s autograph.”
Not only does Jimi take on a punk icon (rightly so), we also learn about Jimi being a “product” of Mackaye’s music.
The style is very zine-like – cut-and-paste, flyers, photo copier art, ect. – yet still original. The layout is clear and easy to navigate. While that sounds like a backhanded compliment, it’s sincere because too many zines read like choose your own adventure books.
One judgment issue I have is the size of the zine. It’s fucking huge at 11” x 17”! While the size makes the zine stand out (more like dominate any helpless normal-sized zine that happens to also sit on top of your toilet), it’s cumbersome to read, kinda like a newspaper.
Getting your hands on a copy might be difficult. Jimi said he’s only printing 200 copies and I’m sure most, if not all, have been distributed. Not sure why he’s setting a limit. The diversity of subjects will create a demand and get his work in the hands of more people than your typical zine.
Looking forward to the next issue, but don’t skimp out on copies of this one: it’s a keeper, one of the best of the year … if you’re from Columbus.
You can order it from Microcosm. If you feel so inclined after all this. I think I am making a new one in the fall.
7/15/09
BIG ASS KNIFE

Troy & Bobby of fav Columbus bands Heath Deadger and New Creases (New Creases Dental Dams, what's up David Leighty!) have a newish venture that was sorely needed. Much like Eric Metronome and his repeatedly mentioned house show recordings from the Neil House, BIG ASS KNIFE is keeping aural track of our bullshit. Maybe they will catch a future Oscar nominee in action and end up a footnote in some trash printed (posted) under the (digital) fold. Maybe I'll be negative even about things I'm posting that I like!
Anyway, Troy is recording these shows on something I swear looks like a taser/cow prod. He's talked about making bootleg CDRS and desperately needs someone to show him how to properly post the MP3S. It's already a pretty sweet collection of bands.* Right now AMELIA's 2nd show is on BIG ASS KNIFE'S myspace which I think Troy told me he didn't really want people to know about. Also Troy is now Stymie's roadie.
My recollection of this show includes imbibing because I was depressed, asking Austin if I could still use his bass even if I was inebriated, and then trying very intently to not mess up just to prove I could still play bass drunk. Joke's on me because I can't even play bass sober. Somehow I didn't do too poorly. Trivia: the last time I drank before playing music I was in Hot Date.
2nd BIG NEWS STORY: This one is reverberating around the Monster household, riding a wave of delight following the COKE BUST** show at the Legion of Doom. It has to do with one, Tall Rob, and one, annoying mosh bro. Tall Rob did a head palm, knocking the kid's Boston Red Sox hat three rows back to where Christian and I were standing, and then gave mosh dude a large middle finger while mosh dude stood and gazed, caught in a sublime awe, rendered inert by Tall Rob's benevolent mosh pit patrol. Thank yous abound.
*penis geyser
lotus fucker
nukehammer
painkiller
heath deadger
revolta
kurt russell
maryn jones
the boy who could fly
toby foster
amelia
ryan starinsky
delay
heathers
** Unlike VILE GASH you could have arguably called Coke Bust "Vice Core" on the CSBYS flyer.
7/13/09
It's all coming back to me now.
Batrider - 'Legs'
They're from New Zealand and provide more proof for the imminent grunge renaissance. If all goes well and it actually happens, I think Rage Against the Cage would be the perfect complement.
And this picture of Kurt Cobain:

Also bringing back that early nineties malaise is one, Barack Obama! He seems to be on a vision quest to completely reiterate the early Clinton administration by rote. "Change"* not repeal on Don't Ask, Don't Tell and a shambling, dissapointing walk through the health care corridor of horror. Backpedaling on a public option, evading gay civil rights... it's enough to make you wear flannel. And listen to Hole.
*Change you can believe in!
7/11/09
THE IV
Berea Fest Trailer from Jamtron on Vimeo.
My roomies put on this little DIY music fete once a year in Berea, Ohio called....Berea Fest. I think because they get a package deal on Browns training camp tix or something. It's happening on the 17th & 18th of July this year, the fourth year of its existence... a picture of me at the first:

Notice braces, stupid hair cuts - it was the summer of 06.
The haircuts are maybe better now. Here is the lineup for this year:
Friday - 6PM | ||
6:30-6:50 Letters to the Moon (Columbus, OH)
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6/27/09
DON'T TELL ANYONE BUT....
Each link is a different song:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ii32ozmyzt4
http://www.mediafire.com/?nmwynzw0j1f
http://www.mediafire.com/?mykhnngekyo
http://www.mediafire.com/?4yedmodmzgm
http://www.mediafire.com/?gxnmjyigj2z
http://www.mediafire.com/?zjitdgtzyzk
It sounds like this:





6/26/09
I LIED

Other Updates:
Cult Ritual blew my fucking
mind.Photo from How Much Art Can You Take's Photostream from a show in Dayton. I can't wait to see some shots from the other night. I think I rambled about this performance to over twenty people in the succeeding days. Mainly I was recounting the moment where dude was tracing circles on our floor with the mic, the solitary spark that was emitted, and the flash back into full convulsive fit of everything. An amazing sequence and there are mic scratches left in our floor to remember it by. Other than that, every band was legitimately good; body rot used feedback so nicely, Vile Gash was as emotionally stunted and temper tantrumy as the worst memories from childhood, and Times New Viking was Times New Viking. The post show proceedings around the house were replete with war on Vietnam drifters, alcohol poisoning, criminal mischief... and I saw Midori jump the roof gap. It was nice.
ALSO:
The Max Levine Ensemble just blew apart Ben Weasel to his own fanboys at the Baltimore Insubordination Pop Punk fest and released this seven inch to go down in HICKEY/VOODOO GLOW SKULLS infamy forever. The record is in retaliation for Weasel calling Max Levine "The worst band ever" on his radio show. And complaining, bizarrely, about the singing style and lack of musical cohesion in MLE... which coming from the dude from Screeching "I hate you" Weasel is a bit confounding.
Record Cover:



6/23/09
THE MONSTER HOUSE ONLY HAS GOOD SHOWS WHEN SOMEONE ELSE BOOKS THEM.

(Flyer by A.Andy)
Here's to fire code violations and recycling overflow.
I can't remember the last time I felt something approaching anticipation for a show... besides for Heath Deadger. Times New Viking is legitimately one of my favorite bands regardless of how stupid that sentence sounds. I'm a sucker for so many things they are. (Short songs. Poppy. Boy/Girl Vocals. Vaguely referential of visual art. Yeah, distorted.) I wish they weren't a Columbus band so I wouldn't feel creepy for liking them. It's a little off putting liking a local band you don't know members of. And I've wanted to see Cult Ritual since I missed their last show. Also I've never actually seen Vile Gash. I've only went to shows just to find out their 3 minute set had passed me by. Whatever, I'm taking this occasion as an excuse to show some flyers my compatriot Carlos M. Ruiz who lives in Seattle made for TNV. His work consistently makes me jealous. I can't look at it to much or I just start copying. Makes me feel (correctly) like a hobbyist.



TIMES NEW VIKING playing at Used Kids Records.
CULT RITUAL in Florida:
VILE GASH at The Summit:
Also, I love this little snippet of designing the TNV seven inch. I am enamored (overly) with how everything looks from them. According to Sandy Plank, Rip It Off's cover was put together at the Kinko's at High & 15th which makes me happy.
A badly edited review I wrote for a bad (and coincidentally abandoned) music blog of a band that dove-tailed with Time New Viking's initial breaking nationally which is somehow connected and missing its footnotes. Also appeared in my zine last year.
Jimmy Button's Flickr Set of the last Cult Ritual/Vile Gash show. A FLYER I made for that show.
Daytrotter Entry for TNV. Fuck High St. and all that
YOUTHATTACKRECORDS.
AUSSI: When dude from Stencil Nation came he took some pics of stencils from Columbus and uploaded them to his Stencilarchive.org site including this little gem. "MORONS"

Dara Birnbaum & Wonder Woman
Athens cracks down on not drinking
6/16/09
99 & 100
I guess the Monster House is having its 99th & 100th shows this weekend. This is not a startling amount. What is startling is that it isn't the 999 & 1000th. It's just constant. And a bit grinding. But I am just as culpable as everyone else. It's hard once inertia sets in to re-evaluate the way things happen - if it's for the best, if it's still interesting. Especially difficult when you live with 10 people and they all book shows. I don't really know? Personally, I'd prefer our house to be painted in hi-liter hues, for each band to be required to play to strobe lights and for the Screamer House skate ramp to be resurrected. And instead of punk shows - dance parties, lectures, book tours, films, art shows, and dice nights. . . Key parties, Russian roulette, and pass the needle. I'm also developing an interest in cricket? We all get old.

Dave Grohl appresh flyer by Kari Jorgensen. It's her farewell show. It makes me sad. It feels like just yesterday she was sitting behind me at a screening of Killer of Sheep and noticing I was laughing at the wrong parts. 2 years goes I guess. I would go to though. Someday.........
SHOW INFO:
115 W.10th Ave.
Starts at 9PM.
All Ages. Donations.
#99 Friday June 19th in the Garage (THE PICKPOCKET) behind the house (115 1/2)
Paul Baribeau
Toby Foster
Maryn Jones
Ryan Star-in-sky
The Boy Who Could Fly
#100 Saturday June 20th in the basement
Noise Noise Noise
BUST!
Levi Funk
SOK!
The Creatures
I recently designed the record cover for Toby Foster (who is playing Friday) and Evan Gornik. I just saw the actual record jacket printed out last weekend in Lexington. Look at it:


I don't feel 100% about it. Maybe 90%. While I was making it everyone pointed out that is was illegible, which it is, but I stubbornly decided it "looked cool." It doesn't. I find the color scheme strange... not put off by it necessarily but I've also never made anything that looked so October/November. The little dots being the same size was a big idea. The girl is asymmetrical. And somehow doesn't convey what I saw in the source material which is this photo booth shot I found tucked away in a molting book on the shelf of disused titles in my French classroom in Paris. I decided Gabriel Simony wouldn't mind if I snagged it.

(Looks like Lisa Bare)
I like the back of the record cover better but it's still too much the anxiety of influence with all those Psychedelic Horseshit albums and the CDR things. At least, I feel it's too reminiscent. I don't know - I still feel unsettled about it. And I didn't feel perfect about how the Delay/Monikers split came out so I am still looking forward to getting an album cover correct as it is the total pinnacle of my aspirations in design/art.
And, anyway, you can buy it here if you feel so inclined - Keep It Together Records.
Aussi:
Fashion Plate
OH, YOU KNOW.


More grist for the mill.* I did these today and one more... the first salvo in a fifteen day fight to have something to put in the gallery space.
Also, my band AMELIA received our mixed demo from that engimatic conjurer of things aural - Kari Jorgensen. If I knew how to post it here I would... We play in Athens on Wednesday (June 17th) with New Creases.
* ....er Chill
Aussi:
Someone is trying in a big way to not become a member of this Wiki portal of a particular brand of infamy.
As governmental affairs in Iran go from bad-repressed-crazy to maybe-good-irrepressible-crazy.
MR MCFETRIDGE, I LUH U I DON'T CARE WHO U WORK 4 $$$$
Fav Band

