2 New Poems & Submitted Slogans

Besides The Biz Markie Interpolation

It seemed
all the raps
that you rapped

while standing in the subway

were strictly themed
on not wanting to be
rapping while standing in the subway



Just So All You Know, This Is A Freestyle

You were
rapping
over a Fleetwood Mac sample
that looped

You were
rapping
over a Fleetwood Mac sample
that looped

You were
rapping
over a Fleetwood Mac sample
that looped

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You continued
rapping
over a Fleetwood Mac sample
that looped

You continued
rapping
over a Fleetwood Mac sample
that looped

You continued
rapping
over a Fleetwood Mac sample
that looped


There is this t-shirt company that is dorky which pays people if they print shirts based on the slogans that are submitted. I have been submitting slogans while I look at the internet each night. A sampling:

Use illicit grammar, pay a syntax.

Colonialists know all the best vacation spots.

Tofu: It is what you make it.

Poetry: It's like punctuation doesn't exist.

There are way too many books for it to be novel.

Mountain climbers: The last people with upward mobility.

Time zones mix it up.

With great power comes great lobbyists.

Punk: What suburbia was made for.

DIY! Unless you think you need help. Then you should really ask.

Onan is my favorite biblical character.

Rock on, Rachmaninoff.

Kismet the Frog.

Brose and broetry.

Don't hate, ameliorate.

My thesis is on party theory.  (Should be a joke about corn hole and beer pong as game theory)

Nutella FTW.

Cheese Fries FTW.

Avocado FTW.

Coffee: It's stimultating.