Aarthi: The Haikus

Aarthi Suguness, famed haijin, with her mother Susheela.

Portsmith

feminists are cool
do you think I could make-out
with Sleater-Kinney though?


TEA PARTY

let's dump the tea out
global warming is a thing
but tea tastes good, so...

2012

dear yemen, jordan,
egypt, sudan, tunisia,
DUDES WTF DUDES.

MODERN HAIKU

DISPENSABLE SYLLABLE RESTRICTIONS.
DO PEOPLE EVER CALL YOU JIM?
BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY.

Facebook
i will takeover this
by this i mean your facebook
then overtake you

Unihorn

hey when are you here?
WHEN THE FUCK YOU COMING HERE?
i miss you kay bye

Haiku

syllables are fun
but being without you sucks
so i thought i'd write

Aarkie

i might be taller
which is probably not true
but humor me please

Freak Out

sometimes i freak out
but sometimes you freak out too
is sometimes a word?

Jimibibi

you want to hang out?
we are going to a show.
wanna come with us?

Niminibi

too far for comfort....

real-life fave person ever.

no one can compete.

Mark pt. 2

once we tripped on shrooms
there was a dirty hot tub
it was disgusting